Just spread my remains in Central Park.
I don’t wish to be cremated.
The last time I visited my mom, we ended up on the subject of death somehow. I said this line verbatim to her, not fully serious, but not really joking either. She was not amused.
If sky burials were legal where I live I would absolutely do that. Closest to “throw me in the trash” you can get while still “respecting the dead”
I’m just gonna donate my body to a medical school. What they do with me after they’re done with me is their problem.
I prefer composting to cremation
I want to feed a tree when I die (sour apples pls) and it’s better for the environment too. 100% agreed
Yup, gut me for parts and throw whats left of me into a forest. If I get eaten by a wolf or mold you have disposed of my body correctly.
Wait till you get to deal with all the nightmarish legal red-tape (not to mention the parasitic death industry feeding on all of it) that a death in the family brings.
Most of us are literally too poor to die.
When I die I wanna be taxidermied
You can donate your body to the Body Worlds exhibit, if that’s still a thing
I was thinking about this earlier and if I ever have kids, I’ll disown them from the grave if they have me embalmed or cryogenically frozen instead of taxidermied or cremated. I’m hoping for a wacky taxidermy if anything.
Can i interest you in Plastination?
Yeah, no biggie Ramses, we can handle that
I shall be left to decompose in a field of crops
Same but a field of crap is good enough
I’m an idiot, what does Folgers and Arby’s have to do with any of this?
People who are in on the scam know to cremate the body, but the cremation industry is clearly also a scam.
When I’m dead just throw me in the trash
The Dude abides.
Just feed me to the birds.
