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negativenull@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year ago

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negativenull@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • sharpiemarker@feddit.de
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    Quark got a lot more than that. He also got respect, second base/hand on thigh, and a little bdsm. All in all, a good day.

    • dejected_warp_core@startrek.website
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      You forgot:

      • Got Klingon married
      • won survived a duel with a (very angry) Klingon
      • Trounced said Klingon with scathing financial evidence, disgracing him publicly
      • Saved his wife’s house (whole estate with social standing intact)
      • Secured wife’s place on the council
      • Got Klingon divorced

      No idea if he got to keep those furs.

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        An edit to the last point, as well as one more

        • got amicably Klingon divorced (which is no mean feat)
        • still on very good terms with the Klingon ex as far as we know
    • negativenull@startrek.websiteOP
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      A glorious Ferengi day!

  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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    When you teach Gowron how to use Microsoft Excel

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  • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Look a ledgers?

    • negativenull@startrek.websiteOP
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      DS9 episode called “The House of Quark”, where he accidentally kills a drunk Klingon, is forced to marry the widow. The window’s finances are a disaster, so he excitedly goes over all her finances, setting things in order (he enjoyed this part).

      See @dejected_warp_core’s comment for a more thorough set of events.

      • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Thanks, I was confused by the grammar.

        • TheForkOfDamocles@beehaw.org
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          Is it just missing the t in at? I’m still confused.

          • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Yeah, seems like it.

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    Oo-mox p’takhs.

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