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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon buys a watch

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Anon buys a watch

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • Copythis@lemmy.world
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    I lost my Casio watch somewhere in my closet about 3 years ago (I am very lazy).

    I still hear it beep every hour.

    • emptiestplace@lemmy.ml
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      Maybe today is the day?

      • rmuk@feddit.uk
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        Nope, he just missed it.

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          Beautifully timed

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      place a marker halfway in your closet. every hour stand at the marker and see if the beep is to your left or right. Should be able to find it in <8 attempts.

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        Dude is lazy and you want him to stand up 8 times in a day?

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          the only alternative is to piss off your S.O. by asking if they’ve seen it and then they’ll find it instantly

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            Or your dad, if you’re my kids.

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          You guys are hilarious! There’s no way I’m going to search for it. That watch is going to find me before I find it.

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        And if it beeps on the same side no matter which way you’re facing, you might be wearing it.

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