when i got married around 2010, one of my wife’s old aunts took me aside and told me this long meandering story about how i should never dance with anyone other than my wife. at the reception i performed a showtune with 5 of my old drama buddies (4 female, 1 male) for my wife. yes, we all danced together. i hope she was scandalized
High sex drive women will always wear out men
TIL I’m a high sex drive woman
(I’m a gay dude but I have had numerous relationships crumble and a common central factor is effectively ‘are you ever satisfied’ and the answer is ‘just one more hour’)
You know the phrase “I’m not here for a long time, I’m here for a good time?”
Well I’m here for a good, long time.
It doesn’t help that libidos peak decades apart lmao
“Do sex”
Do a sex on someone
Experience sex
Become sex
Fuck sex…
Sex sex.
TraumatizeThemBack
True story
