the only time i ever listen to radio talk shows are the ones on gta
man is lazlo fucking hilarious
Actually that’s just true lmao
🎶La vida es una lenteja, o la tomas o la dejas🎶
GTA 6 is gonna be filled with AI-Generated In-Universe Radio
MARK MY WORDS
(did I jinks it?)
Lazlow Jones (the writer/voice of the radio stations) and Dan Houser (Co-founder of Rockstar) left the company to work on an AI Satire venture.
A tech bro radio station, filled to the brim with AI songs actually sounds like a very GTA thing to do.
I was so upset the other day, I went onto Spotify and looked up GTA San Andreas radio, and hit shuffle. This is a playlist I’ve used for a while that was always accurate to the original game, but sometime seemingly recently someone added songs that absolutely weren’t on the original playlist, things like dua lipa. The playlist had been infected with like 8 songs, mostly from 2019. Shit was beyond disappointing, but that’s what I get for using Spotify.
You could look up the songs used in San Andreas and put together your own Playlist. Fix the injustice in the world and all that.
I don’t think there will ever be another game with a soundtrack as good as Vice City.
How do you like to eat your rusty browns ring donuts?
Some of the radios in vice city were so funny. I still listen to them today at work
The devs had a better taste in music than most irl commercial stations.
I would 100% listen to a JB Smoove Radio station if it was exactly like his GTA V one lmao.
GTA satire is now irl factual.
For a while I had GTA radio on my car radio
Chakra Attack! OOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The only music station I listen to is one run by the students in a liberal art college near me, on a good day it has a range of something like 10 miles. There is almost no talking except station ID notices and everything they play is music I like.
I’m a 50 year old goat farmer with “scene girl” taste in music.

Hey… wait a minute…
This image is moving!
(It’s so subtle lol, I almost didn’t realize this was a gif, thought I was going crazy)
Oh, Laslo! I broke my widdle hand!
That’s because the ads on GTA radio are just comedy bits. If ads on real radio were just clips of standup comedians, I wouldn’t complain about 'em. 🤷♂️
Also, is the DJ David Cross voices for KULT FM the same character he voices in San Andreas? 🤔
The ads didn’t actually want to sell you anything.
🎶 Glory hole 🎶
🎶 Where strangers become friends 🎶
My main radio station I listen to is publicly funded so there’s no ads. It does however have a show with 2 comedians doing social and political commentary with deadpan delivery. Sadly just one episode per week.
There’s also a hangover show with other comedians but I don’t find it as funny recently. Greatest hits include things like a morning exercise routine that concludes with moving yourself just enough to grab a beverage and resume drinking.
Wait, are you listening to the drunk Indian show on WOJB? I thought he died.
Nope, different country. Unfortunately, the show is in Estonian so unless you speak it, I don’t think it’ll make any sense to you.
All the stations are such over the top parodies. Real world people saying dumb shit isn’t funny, it’s sad.
Patrice o Neal having a character in wktt gta4 radio is one of my faves. Those were so funny at the time
If ads on real radio were just clips of standup comedians, I wouldn’t complain about 'em. 🤷♂️
Unless they were all by annoying hacks 😉
I can practically hear Jerry Seinfeld saying “What’s the deal with Giggle Cream?”
Or Gabriel Iglesias shilling something fluffy like idunno, Pomeranians? 🤷
Gabriel Iglesias here for the all new Extra Fluffy MyPillow
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