TIME TO BECOME A
COG INPRODUCTIVE MEMBER OFTHE ORPHAN CRUSHING MACHINESOCIETYIt’s not as bad as you think!
Yeah, turning 30 is way worse
I started living my life to the fullest when I turned 30. But it also was the point my body started betraying me. Backpain became my all time friend, organs started mutinying, that one fart I shouldn’t have trusted. That surprised O-face in comedies? Yeah, that’s the actual face you gonna make the moment you destroy your pants.
Yeah seriously this year alone back pain, unexplained temporary hearing loss, eternally clogged sinuses and to round it all off I think my pancreas has started a revolt.
Literally just soyjak pointing at my ass
And nobody likes you when you’re twenty-three.
They only want you when you’re seventeen. When you’re 21, you’re no fun.
Indeed turning 18 is fantastic! Turning 30 not so much. Source: I’m 30+
Jfk, way to ruin my morning (I also shared with my wife, to ruin hers)
I’m sure the 3 kids born in 2007 that use Lemmy are terrified.
Register to vote. Vote in every election that comes along. Primaries, special elections, whatever.
Reading this makes me feel ancient
I refuse to believe anyone born in this millennia is over 18.
Kids can drink that were born after 9/11.
That goes for the US, in germany kids from 2007 onwards can drink