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Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’

www.independent.co.uk

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Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’

www.independent.co.uk

Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Homeowners are turning to James Jacobs’ services to kick squatters out of empty homes, which includes sword-wielding
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    that cannot be a real quote from a real person. it just can’t be.

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      In fact, this is something I could genuinely see multiple people in my own extended family saying.

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      You don’t believe him? But he’s got the only squatter removal business with a Yelp account! /s

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