• baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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    18 hours ago

    anything can be a legal document as long as you’re the king of your own country! sex slavery is legal actually, said king baguettefish the first of the nation of knockoff breaded fish, population 2.

    • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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      10 hours ago

      A long time ago my wife was bratting me and demanded to know why I got to make up the rules. (À la ‘who said that was the rule?’ and ‘Well, I don’t see it written down!’)
      There’s a post-it with a hastily scrawled “I am the law.” on it that I use up as ‘proof’ of my claims to domestic power.

      Mind you, that’s all for play. We don’t fuck with anything that could violate consent.