Greetings fellow radical Marxian communists!
My name is John Langley and I am working class just like you! I am a hard working blue collar laborer at the Automobile Plant run by the Automobile Corporation and I sure hate my boss! I’ve read all of Carlos Marx’s greatest works like The Communist Manifesto, The Anarchist’s Cookbook, and 1984 - as you can see I am well-versed in Marxian literature!
Please direct me to the nearest revolutionary cell so I can begin committing acts of Red Terror against the evil rich people I hate so much! If you have any questions please mail all incriminating evidence to my house at 1000 Colonial Farm Road! I look forward to working with my comrades to help communist China take over the world! Viva la revolution!
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Feds are legally required to tell you they are a fed so nothing suspicious here
Yes
This is what we are gonna do. You go buy the basketball and I’ll teach chinese (idk chinese)Carlos Marx, my favourite Mexican philosopher
Hi John. First step is to get you a secret Comrade Name for OpSec (operational security, AKA keeping your identity safe from the feds) I suggest you start calling yourself something cool like I dunno CommieLangley.
uuuuuh have you uuhh scratches my ass uhhhh… takes big gulp of water uuhhh been like…totally… haha
a member of the american capitalist party???
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Pfffff must be a Fed, he misspelled Carl Marks.
