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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago

Microwave to the rescue

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Microwave to the rescue

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago
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    Heat spoon not ice cream.

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      Heat YOUR FACE

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        I challenge you to a duel! Fucking fight me, asshole!

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          Man to man, mano a mano! Just you, me, and my GUARDS

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          I’ll kick your ass!!!

          (At Mario kart plz don’t hit me)

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      Run it under hot water for a few seconds

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        No. Microwave.

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          That’s for charging the phone

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