dantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homesfortune.comexternal-linkmessage-square142fedilinkarrow-up1705arrow-down112
arrow-up1693arrow-down1external-linkMark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homesfortune.comdantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square142fedilink
minus-squareLor@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·19 hours agoDestroy their oxygen intakes. Job done.
minus-squareArmchairAce1944@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours agoIf the Hitman games taught me anything, is that a single bottle of poison (the type that you can comfortably fit in your pocket) is sufficient to kill an entire building of people if you get it into the ventilation system.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-218 hours agoFart into it. Make them suffer.
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·15 hours agoMaybe a more potent gas could do the trick.
minus-squareViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·14 hours agoWhat I would give for a movie prop tube of green pearl VX to leave around my workshop…
Destroy their oxygen intakes. Job done.
If the Hitman games taught me anything, is that a single bottle of poison (the type that you can comfortably fit in your pocket) is sufficient to kill an entire building of people if you get it into the ventilation system.
Fart into it. Make them suffer.
Maybe a more potent gas could do the trick.
What I would give for a movie prop tube of green pearl VX to leave around my workshop…