Sometimes a more tomboyish masculine woman is more attractive.
Dolly wrote Jolene AND I Will Always Love You in the same evening. She called it a “million dollar night.”
While Dolly was waiting for marriage, Jolene was putting out. With those dynamics, an enthusiastic 6 can beat an unattainable 9. Presentation will only take you so far, eventually a man wants to dig into the buffet.
Jolene is not necessarily hotter, it’s about insecurity and self doubt.
And butt stuff. Dolly was all “no way, exit only” but Jolene was all “grab the butter, let’s get messy!!”
Jolene wasn’t exactly real. Dolly borrowed the name, with permission, from one of their servers who was a teenager at the time. Apparently, Dolly thought that she could easily write a song using that name.
“It cost a lot of money to look this cheap”
Biblically accurate Jolene
Jolene, jolene, jolene, joleeeene
Im begging of you please dont raze mankind
Appalachia’ll make you understand. They got gods that terrified the paleozoic whispering in the trees over there.
Now I want a Slayer cover of this.
Kinda. Kinda the same.
Both. Both is good
I want Devo to do a cover of it.
I want a system of down cover of it.
I want a Tiny Tim cover of this.
You will need a medium for his spirit to possess.
My body is ready.
https://youtu.be/MGSdYFR50Y8 I’m a fan of this cover
I was thinking of this “cover”
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Butt stuff.
No mater hot beautiful or hot he/she is, someone somewhere is sick & tired of their shit.
I saw a demoticational poster back in the day that said something similar.
Photo of a scantly clad model
Doesn’t matter how hot she is… Someone some where is tired of fucking her.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure half the dorm rooms in college had that poster. Still, I like the gist of it. Works whether the “hottie” is male or female.
If she can take away your man that easily, he wasn’t worth your time.
I’m assuming Dolly got the, um… Ahem, upgrade after the Joline incident.
Those breasts are actually Jolene. She rendered her down and used the resulting slurry to fill the implants. No body, no crime…
Jesus now I’m imagining an anime villain that gets increasingly bigger titties from slaying her enemies
I mean that’s kinda what happened with Nami and One Piece
I hate this so much.
Found the Jolene sympathizer
Dolly’s tits were not only natural, but she got sick of toting them and got a reduction.
Not only has she gotten implants she’s been quite open about it. She’s not ashamed of the work she’s had done .
“A lot of what I have done is just cosmetic procedure, but it all comes under the heading of plastic surgery for a lot of people,” she continued. “But I’m not made out of plastic — though I had my boobs lifted when they started dragging on the floor. Who’d want to look at them if they were like that?”
She admitted that she’s had implants, but “only years” after she had lost weight and “had surgery done for the tissue that was left behind.”
“At that stage, in order for them to stand up like little soldiers, you put something in there to help them,” Parton said.
And while she did get a reduction at one point, it was because the implants were too big and causing her back pain.
With breasts that enter a room five minutes before the rest of her tiny frame, Dolly has made no secret of the fact that her 40DDs are man-made or that she’s a frequent visitor to the plastic surgery clinic.
She once famously quipped, “It costs a lot of money to look this cheap!” and noted, “If I see something saggin’, baggin’, or draggin’, I’m gonna have it nipped, tucked, or sucked!”
However, after 30 years of having her trademark assets, Dolly decided to go through a breast reduction a few years ago after suffering excruciating back pain.
Nothing natural about her tits. Her sister is flat-chested. Dolly appeals to men who like fake women.
I wouldn’t call her a fake woman. She may be more real than many women I know because she’s quite honest about stuff. She is very gifted at marketing herself and that includes making sure she appeals to the masses, including men like you describe. She herself has said, “You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!”
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Tru dat.
She was a stand user.
