The wenis, sometimes spelled weenus or weenis, is a loose flap of skin underneath the joint of a human elbow.
We found out about this in high school, and you can imagine how the rest of the year went down
Everybody do the wenis
The wenis is a dance
Everybody is a genius
Who knows it in advance
Came here looking for this.
Nearly impervious to pain from pinching, generally impossible to touch with your own tongue.
Here’s a fun one!
I once told my missus “did you know you can’t lick your own elbow?”
Of course, she tried and failed.
“But I can!” Then I licked her elbow for her, and she was so shocked she didn’t speak to me for hours.
Your mileage may vary, don’t die out there guys
Oh, wow, thanks, I’ll try that on my husband.
I can tell you went to middle school solely from this description
Impossible for some… 😘
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I love pinching my wenis
No one can lick their own wenis. Not even if they have a couple of ribs removed.
I can, rib removal not required. Just have to have loose shoulder joints 🫠
I’ve leaned so much on my weenuses that they turned red, hard and scaley…
Psoriasis?
My hidden talent is having a sensitive wenis
One of the most beautiful women I’ve ever dated showed me this for the first time. Yeah, she was beautiful, but 🤮. Hers was about 3-4 times bigger than pictured.
Do you have “Elephant Elbows?”
Here at Skintastic Dermatology, we can reduce or remove those unsghtly bags and wrinkles…
Oh Lord have mercy… LOL!
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