[two characters are talking in a bar, the light blue one of the left looks smug, while the dark blue one on the right looks concerned]
[light blue] Women are so shallow, they only want a tall good looking guy with tons of money
[dark blue] What about Brenda? She seems to really care and is always there for you
[light blue] Brenda? She’s fat poor and ugly!
This absolutely works for all genders to be fair. I’ve had women tell me they wouldn’t date a bald guy even if the said guy is attractive otherwise . . . Right to my bald headed face. Hahaha.