Look he’s managed to get a bunch of letters after his name so obviously he’s very pleased with himself. And then it turns out that this is for a consulting company. It’s like becoming super pleased with yourself because you become a shift manager at a call centre. That’s not a life achievement worth bragging about.

I used to work in a marketing company and the number of “self-made” individuals (daddy’s money had absolutely nothing to do with it, honest) spouting garbage like this was insufferable. Calm down Jeremy, you own one bed and breakfast hotel, you are not Jeff Bezos.