• minorkeys@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Fucking wokeness! This is what happened when America isn’t manly enough! Cats get brainwashed. Pete Hegseth was right! /s

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    4 hours ago

    All while that bitch of a mother is out on the town working on litter number two and leaving this kind but oblivious dude home thinking she’s just out “working on herself” with her “gay” friend Vincent, a spiritualist from Sedona and the “only one who truly understands her”

    I think I have some unresolved issues.

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    8 hours ago

    I had a cat who lost her mother and she would occasionally try to nurse on my bathrobe.

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      3 hours ago

      My youngest cat also lost his mother. He’s about 4 now and he still tries to nurse on my wife’s stomach when she’s relaxing. No matter how many times we discourage him he keeps trying.

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        2 hours ago

        My void was a bottle baby rescue. He continued to try to nuzzle till his last days at 18

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          55 minutes ago

          Yeah, we suspect ours actually might have benefitted from some bottle feeding after a while too. He looked big enough when we found him, the vet didn’t have any problem giving him his shots or fixing him. But he had trouble for a little bit after we brought him home eating that us and the vet just chalked up to being half froze to death when we found him. But then he started growing really fast, like faster than any of our other cats did. Didn’t end up that big in total, but he got there really fast. We think he was probably a little too young to be away from his Mom and we accidentally stunted his growth by not realizing he wasn’t off momma’s milk already.

  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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    8 hours ago

    Dudes can like having their nipples sucked. Don’t kink shame.

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      3 hours ago

      Sure but it takes a billionaire or a republican politician to be comfortable with this degree of age discrepancy.