• limelight79@lemmy.world
    142·
    1 month ago

    Exactly. I’ve seen this exact sentiment several times. “When someone breaks into my home…” They are certain it will happen, it’s just a matter of when.

    • Grass@sh.itjust.works
      131·
      1 month ago

      and when it doesn’t they shoot a cleaner that rings the wrong bell through the door

      • BanMe@lemmy.world
        61·
        1 month ago

        “Ding-dong-ditch once again ends in tragedy…”

        Or my favorite of all time, when someone (often a teenager) who’s lost or scared comes up to a door and the occupant shoots them rather than help.