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How did Pinwheel Patrick survive the first executions?
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How did Pinwheel survive the previous presidents?
They couldn’t see him
He’s rich
They formed an underground short kingdom in the Great Plains, where they could see danger for miles despite their height
No. Appalachian tunnels. There was a bloody insurgency and they adopted very tall children to serve as messengers.
revolutionary to horrific despot 😔
Patrick was actually a scammer the whole time. He got the nickname by selling pinwheels as security devices. Since they spun in the slightest breeze, people thought it detected danger everywhere and were scared into the con
from shameless conman to the next great dictator, who would’ve thunk it?
Maybe there is an age restriction
Hate when that happens
Damnit, Verne Troyer - why couldn’t you have stuck around for this?!?
