• fartographer@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I stuck as many coins as I could find on my laptop keyboard and closed the lid to fax everything to you. Now I’m typing from my phone because my laptop screen suddenly stopped working right when I was being ready to send you my bribe. How am I supposed to send you the bribe now? I can’t get anything to fit in the USB C slot, except for this stupid charger…