BART: “Hi, I’m looking for a friend of mine, last name Jass, first name Hugh”

Moe: “Alright everybody, I gotta Hugh Jass here?”

Hugh: “Hello, I’m Hugh Jass”

Bart: “Listen, Mister, I’m gonna level with ya, this was a prank that kinda backfired and I’d like to bail now.”

Hugh: “Ok” Bart hangs up

Hugh: “What a nice young man”