• oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 month ago

    wHaT cAn’T pReSiDeNt TuRmP dO?

    1. Form a coherent thought
    2. Poop using the toilet
    3. Say anything genuinely kind about anyone
    4. Make America great “again”
    5. Give two shits about ordinary people
    6. End the war on day one
    7. 90 deals in 90 days
    8. Anything in less than “about two weeks”
    9. Uphold the constitution
    10. Release the Epstein Files

    There are probably more! Let’s hear yours?

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      1 month ago

      Ever once act like a half decent human being if it doesn’t benefit him.

      That alone should have ever told people that he was not a good choice for improving anything.

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        29 days ago

        In 2004, an ex-colleague of Trump’s was back visiting our mutual home county, and regaled us with stories about what a joke he is, what a narcissist being played by his psychopathic handlers priming him for a puppet presidency.

        It seemed a mite absurd, implausible, in 2004. But came 2015, … well, it would have been good if awareness of such stories had proliferated further. :/

        But then… the solution space is further upstream than the parade of puppet presidencies.

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      1 month ago

      There are too many for my current spoons stock to start listing, but, a couple fun prominent normie-popular ones I was surprised to see not mentioned on your (superb) list…

      Drain the swamp.

      Build a wall.

      Of which, at least one of those was a laudable goal to espouse.