Invest in a few companies, then invest in Bitcoin right from the start, invest some more,. become the first trillionaire by 2010, use my influence to become sort of a benevolent dictator to push for actual democracy, and eventually get multi millionaires prohibited by having counties simply place hard caps on net worth (app beyond a certain level goes to taxes)
Kill the man before he raped my brother.
Immediately invest in CIT group, Netflix, dicks sporting goods and gamestop. Then I’d save the earnings for a few years and invest it in bitcoin. Id also spend more time with my parents.
- assassinate an infamous real estate mogul
- turn in a well connected financier that owns an island
- expose the Pandora and HSBC papers
That well connected financier isn’t the only one, isn’t even the biggest or worst one. Why focus on him?
because he’s the one with the island of secrets that could take them all down.
Invest in all the right stocks, then use that new Internet cyber-thing to promote the relationship between a famous blowhard conman and world’s biggest child sex trafficker, and get them both thrown in prison, then invent eBay, PayPal, and Reddit.
Tell everyone I know to STOP teaching old people how to use the internet!!!
Go back to sleep and hope to wake up in the 80’s.
Buy amazon stock.
If you were to really wake up in 2002 and tell people about the crazy shit in the 2020s, they’d probably think you’re insane or high on drugs
That’s exactly what I was doing in 2002, and exactly what they thought
Drop out of the highschool I’m going to and enroll in the next closest one. Don’t let any adult try to convince me otherwise. I never had a chance at my old shithole.
Attend live sets of dj Heather, silicone soul, slacker, Lemon8, Colette, Kerri Chandler, Frankie knuckles, David Alvarado, Paolo Mojo, Kevin Yost, Armin van Burren, Dj Shah, Aly &fi fila, Ferry Corsten and Paul van Dyk. I for sure miss some, but I got most of them.
…talk to my friends at JSC about columbia…
Stop 9/11. Oh, wait. Uh… Damn. Try to stop this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Tampa_Cessna_172_crash wait that was January, probably not in January of 2002. Why did some crash a Cesna into a tower? Is that like a baby 9/11? Oh, the terrorist was inspired by 9/11. Shit, how many 9/11 copycats have their been?
Wonder why it looks like 1982 outside.
I can smell the engine fumes in this picture
Figure out when I can buy Bitcoin.
2009, so in 7 years.
