





That’s a tragedeigh of a keychain.
You can tell by all the consummate v’s.
That’s a great name for a baby.
That’s a trageighck perspective.
So which is the crime, the idea of these horrible “trinkets” or the names they put on them?
Both. Both are the crime.
Nah I have some cool glow in the dark sperm shaped keychains that are merch for a fertility lab. Not a crime.
Reminding people you didn’t pull out though is the crime.
This is my daughter, Ryvyrlynn Brynlyeichgh
That just looks like Welsh.
With a name like that I bet she’s a real bytch.
Inventing new, terrible names to impose on defenseless babies is what we’re up to, and we’re fucking great at it.
Listen, as a straight, I get it were weirdos. But we’re not all like this…
If you’re just expressing your strong need to disaffiliate with whatever is happening in that picture, you’re fine. But yeah, the community is about those cases where people forcing themselves into monogamous, life-long relationships goes wrong.
And unfortunately, this is so common, that you can buy “”“humorous”“” products like in the post, and that the community name just summarizes it as “the straights”…
This is beyond normal straight. This is like, Mormon straight. That type of name can be found all over Idaho.
Baby shower gifts are always funny. Here’s a dozen baby outfits, 4 tons of diapers, and a hairpin that could get you lynched