





That’s a tragedeigh of a keychain.
You can tell by all the consummate v’s.
That’s a great name for a baby.
That’s a trageighck perspective.
So which is the crime, the idea of these horrible “trinkets” or the names they put on them?
Both. Both are the crime.
Nah I have some cool glow in the dark sperm shaped keychains that are merch for a fertility lab. Not a crime.
Reminding people you didn’t pull out though is the crime.
This is my daughter, Ryvyrlynn Brynlyeichgh
That just looks like Welsh.
With a name like that I bet she’s a real bytch.
Inventing new, terrible names to impose on defenseless babies is what we’re up to, and we’re fucking great at it.
Listen, as a straight, I get it were weirdos. But we’re not all like this…
This is beyond normal straight. This is like, Mormon straight. That type of name can be found all over Idaho.
Baby shower gifts are always funny. Here’s a dozen baby outfits, 4 tons of diapers, and a hairpin that could get you lynched