When “doing it”, are you regularly thinking about putting clothes away, which clothes to wash next or if you emptied the washing machine? Or when you washed your clothes the last time?
Is it distracting to the point you get soft (for penis havers) or dry (for ADHDers with vaginas)?
So I’m pathetically single but really relieved to know I’m not the only one like this.
I take forever to finish masturbating because I keep having to stop and look stuff up on Wikipedia, add things to to-do list, reply to texts, go pee, get a drink of water, finish doing whatever the fuck distracted me when I went into the bathroom/kitchen…
I have contemplated consuming non-pornographic media at the same time as masturbating because somehow my dumpster fire of a brain is that much of a dopamine black hole that literal orgasms just aren’t enough. I haven’t actually done it yet because the idea of flickin the bean to, say, cooking shows on YouTube sounds just slightly too weird for me.
But I wouldn’t put it past future me. I’ll probably end up with a fetish for watching women cook pasta.
Why? There’s people who actually have a fetish for anthropomorphic planes going down on each other. I’d say cooking shows might be arousing to a higher percentage of people than airplane porn is.
Well, that’s a new sentence right there, lol.