This is why I drive a tiny nimble sports car, so I can push my way past large clusters of drivers going 5-10 MPH under the speed limit (they never seem to be able to maintain their speed), who don’t understand that the passing lane is for passing.
I just want to coast down the highway at a comfortable 75 MPH with cruise control on and chill, with nobody tailgating and nothing in front of me but open road, but then other drivers have to show up with their inconsistent driving habits and ruin my fun.
Out of the cities I’ve driven in, LA has got to be my favorite, cause half of the drivers there are just as impatient as me! Within 30 seconds of hopping on the freeway you’ll find some maniac weaving through rush hour traffic at 110 MPH. All you gotta do is follow them in their slipstream and pray that you make it to your destination alive and in one piece… Most fun I’ve ever had driving in my life! Can’t wait to go back.
That’ll work great until someone doesn’t use their mirrors or blinker. Then, your face is on a projected slideshow above flower wreaths and tear-soaked questions. Winning, for sure.
This is why I drive a tiny nimble sports car, so I can push my way past large clusters of drivers going 5-10 MPH under the speed limit (they never seem to be able to maintain their speed), who don’t understand that the passing lane is for passing.
I just want to coast down the highway at a comfortable 75 MPH with cruise control on and chill, with nobody tailgating and nothing in front of me but open road, but then other drivers have to show up with their inconsistent driving habits and ruin my fun.
Out of the cities I’ve driven in, LA has got to be my favorite, cause half of the drivers there are just as impatient as me! Within 30 seconds of hopping on the freeway you’ll find some maniac weaving through rush hour traffic at 110 MPH. All you gotta do is follow them in their slipstream and pray that you make it to your destination alive and in one piece… Most fun I’ve ever had driving in my life! Can’t wait to go back.
That’ll work great until someone doesn’t use their mirrors or blinker. Then, your face is on a projected slideshow above flower wreaths and tear-soaked questions. Winning, for sure.
You mean there’s a chance I can end my misery early and move on from this world sooner than expected? Bonus! :D