• ohulancutash@feddit.uk
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    9 days ago

    A brief preview of future tabloid front pages:

    • Infighting over health policy: SORE PARTY
    • Infighting over Crossrail 2: BORE PARTY
    • They make a woman under 50 leader: PHWOAR PARTY
    • Jeremy makes another droning speech of little consequence: SNORE PARTY
    • Party funds dry up: POOR PARTY
    • MP caught in nightclub with not-his-wife: YOU’RE TARTY