Ugh more of these impossible beauty standards! Can’t even have visible knees!
Bro 1: I took a girl home last night, now it hurts when I pee.
Bro 2: You think she gave you the clap?
Bro 1: Nah, bro. Splinters.
I realized this means her underwear is sitting right on the stool.
…you hope its her underwear.
Gonna have to give people towels at the entrance so they can wipe down the snail trails like you do at the gym.
Thank you. I will never not look at the barstool I sit in next. 🤮
There really is someone for everyone!
That’s who I thought of immediately
If double peg leg pirate wenches be something you wish! Pirate Booty Dot Com!
Its “peg leg” Jenny, but she seems to have a tiny person hidden under her skirt, you can see the legs dangling down.
She isn’t named Peggy?
Never skip leg day.
