Me who forgets their face when they leave
At university, I once had a delivery man ask me to watch their stuff for 5 minutes and instead of just agreeing, I had a 10 minute argument with them about how I, a stranger, should in no way be left in charge of their belongings. But I did eventually watch their stuff for them.
If you happen to read this, chippy delivery man, I was a bit silly to have wasted your time, and I still feel a little exasperated about it
How often you think about that while trying to fall asleep?
Basically never. This post unlocked my long, long dormant memory. Eventually, you come to terms with your past and present and that acceptance is sublime. Though my dreams have other opinions and I might see the chippy man tonight
It never stops playing on the back of his eyelids
This meme has Roof Korean™ vibes to it.
Who or what’s roof karen?

I believe they’re referring to this image of Korean shop owners defending their property during the 1992 LA riots.
Dang I read that as karen and got confused
no no no. not like this…
Also stranger (now sweating): “Could you… watch it a little less?”





