That was true my first handful of years doing retail, but the last few years I got to skip black Friday because my manager forgot 3 years in a row to blackout black Friday and I got PTO in 6-8 months ahead of time. Pissed him off every year when he’d start making the schedule/telling me about how the day was gonna go, only to find out I had it off and already had plans (scheduled months ago) so I wasn’t going to be there, scheduled or not.
The only reason my manager and I have Black Friday off was taking on Thanksgiving closing duties. Our department is supposed to close an hour earlier than the store. We have kept the store open longer some years, because fuckers need day-of baked goods, and refuse to do it their own damn selves.
Writing “Happy Thanksgiving” on a cake while hearing “Oh, you have to work on a holiday‽ Why don’t they just close the store for the day!” Why, I don’t know, Gertrude, you absolute textbook example of genius, maybe it’s because you “forgot the traditional cake!” again, for the third year in a fucking row, and decided to do your months shopping while you’re here! Yes, get more two-bite brownies for your family of type-2 diabetics, that’s exactly what they need!
dude earlier today a customer genuinely asked me if I was working on black Friday.
like gal the entire roster works. you gotta be in the gd hospital after a freak accident to get out of working on consumerism day ont
That was true my first handful of years doing retail, but the last few years I got to skip black Friday because my manager forgot 3 years in a row to blackout black Friday and I got PTO in 6-8 months ahead of time. Pissed him off every year when he’d start making the schedule/telling me about how the day was gonna go, only to find out I had it off and already had plans (scheduled months ago) so I wasn’t going to be there, scheduled or not.
The only reason my manager and I have Black Friday off was taking on Thanksgiving closing duties. Our department is supposed to close an hour earlier than the store. We have kept the store open longer some years, because fuckers need day-of baked goods, and refuse to do it their own damn selves.
Writing “Happy Thanksgiving” on a cake while hearing “Oh, you have to work on a holiday‽ Why don’t they just close the store for the day!” Why, I don’t know, Gertrude, you absolute textbook example of genius, maybe it’s because you “forgot the traditional cake!” again, for the third year in a fucking row, and decided to do your months shopping while you’re here! Yes, get more two-bite brownies for your family of type-2 diabetics, that’s exactly what they need!