But now that his PP no work, he can concentrate his Super Genius on the next big thing.
The Intercontinental Squirrel Highway
A $400-billion network of tiny suspension bridges, zip-lines, and roundabouts allowing squirrels to travel from Vancouver to Miami without ever touching the ground.
The Global Cloud-Shaping Initiative
A trillion-dollar orbital laser array whose sole purpose is to sculpt clouds into nicer shapes—dragons on Mondays, inspirational thumbs-up on Fridays.
The Moon-to-Earth Water Slide
A 384,000-km water slide starting on the Moon and ending in Bermuda.
The Self-Petting Zoo
A $75-billion facility where robotic animals pet you.
Features include:
The Comfort Cow™
The Encouragement Goat™
The Great Global Slushy Pipeline
An insulated pipeline system transporting free slushies to every city on Earth.
But now that his PP no work, he can concentrate his Super Genius on the next big thing.
A $400-billion network of tiny suspension bridges, zip-lines, and roundabouts allowing squirrels to travel from Vancouver to Miami without ever touching the ground.
A trillion-dollar orbital laser array whose sole purpose is to sculpt clouds into nicer shapes—dragons on Mondays, inspirational thumbs-up on Fridays.
A 384,000-km water slide starting on the Moon and ending in Bermuda.
A $75-billion facility where robotic animals pet you. Features include:
The Comfort Cow™
The Encouragement Goat™
An insulated pipeline system transporting free slushies to every city on Earth.