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Yet some how their stock keeps rolling on. Something is not adding up here.
Tesla stock price is pure bullshit.
The stock market is pure bullshit.
Investors and fund managers know damned well they’re holding a swelling water balloon. As with the AI bubble, they’re trying to ride the tiger and bail at the last minute. Problem with riding a tiger is you can’t really get off without getting chewed up, hence the saying.
Yeah my first read of the headline got into my brain as “Tesla stock tumbles nearly 50% in October” which made a lot of sense.
Some arseholes are still buying them 🤦
Douches gotta douche. Leon still has a strong fanclub.
The few 25 plates I’ve seen in the UK are almost always driven by middle aged south Asian men who are probably unaware of the connotations
TSLA investors.
Unaware or into it?
50% too high
100% too high!
10 months of massive sales declines in a market that’s flocking to EVs. And their share price doubles in that period of time. Totally rational.
But now that his PP no work, he can concentrate his Super Genius on the next big thing.
- The Intercontinental Squirrel Highway
A $400-billion network of tiny suspension bridges, zip-lines, and roundabouts allowing squirrels to travel from Vancouver to Miami without ever touching the ground.
- The Global Cloud-Shaping Initiative
A trillion-dollar orbital laser array whose sole purpose is to sculpt clouds into nicer shapes—dragons on Mondays, inspirational thumbs-up on Fridays.
- The Moon-to-Earth Water Slide
A 384,000-km water slide starting on the Moon and ending in Bermuda.
- The Self-Petting Zoo
A $75-billion facility where robotic animals pet you. Features include:
The Comfort Cow™
The Encouragement Goat™
- The Great Global Slushy Pipeline
An insulated pipeline system transporting free slushies to every city on Earth.
