• Jay@lemmy.ca
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    15 hours ago

    That… is so much worse than what I’ve done.

    I love mushroom soup. I love eggnog. One time making mushroom soup I was out of milk, so I thought to myself ‘why not substitute eggnog?’

    That combo created such an unholy liquid that’s it’s probably a staple food in hell that even the demons wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole if they were starved for a month. It was too foul for even the garbage so I had to dump it in the toilet and flush it three times to make sure it was gone.