deathmetal27@lemmy.world to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 15 hours agoAfter many miserable mornings I started doing this and its a life saverlemmy.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1111arrow-down11
arrow-up1110arrow-down1imageAfter many miserable mornings I started doing this and its a life saverlemmy.worlddeathmetal27@lemmy.world to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 15 hours agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squaremech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·12 hours agoI got cats. In the evening they meow and paw at me to tell me to go to bed because they want to use me as a heating pad to lay down on. And in the morning they tap my face to tell me it’s time to get up and feed them.
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 hours agoIn other words, they trained you.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoThey will feed you mice once they think you are good enough and ready.
minus-squaremech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoThen I must be the goodest boy. They even bring them to me still alive, to teach me how to hunt.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoCongratulations. You’re being catified. You may now lick your bunghole while keeping eye contact.
I got cats. In the evening they meow and paw at me to tell me to go to bed because they want to use me as a heating pad to lay down on.
And in the morning they tap my face to tell me it’s time to get up and feed them.
In other words, they trained you.
I just hope I’m a good boy!
They will feed you mice once they think you are good enough and ready.
Then I must be the goodest boy. They even bring them to me still alive, to teach me how to hunt.
Congratulations. You’re being catified. You may now lick your bunghole while keeping eye contact.