SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · edit-22 days agoRead it in a southern accent, it'll make senselemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1214arrow-down12
arrow-up1212arrow-down1imageRead it in a southern accent, it'll make senselemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · edit-22 days agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareLembot_0005@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days agoOk, can you translate it to standard English if “it makes sense” to you?
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·2 days agoHark! The crystal clear liquid of life flows not for us, thus we cannot grant you the fountain drinks that you desire.
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 days ago spoiler Due to not having water, we can’t sell any soft drinks
minus-squareBhaelfur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days ago"Due to not having water we can’t sell any Soda Drinks Sorry MGT"
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoI say you they ain’t not got no water so them soda dranks is out. Mmhmm
Ok, can you translate it to standard English if “it makes sense” to you?
Hark! The crystal clear liquid of life flows not for us, thus we cannot grant you the fountain drinks that you desire.
Verily, that is a vexing conundrum.
spoiler
Due to not having water, we can’t sell any soft drinks
Wow.
"Due to not having water we can’t sell any Soda Drinks
Sorry MGT"
I say you they ain’t not got no water so them soda dranks is out. Mmhmm
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