Dear god.

They used cheddar.

Woah, you can afford bread?

You can make a passable pizza-style tomato sauce in a frying pan in a couple minutes with a glug of olive oil, a couple canned tomatoes, garlic powder, salt, and oregano if you want to kick it up a notch.

My mom used to make these when I was a kid, she used pieces of bacon tho, a deluxe version.