• ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        2 hours ago

        Silly Slurp (can I call you slurp?) Lenin wasn’t born a sentient mushroom, he was simply transformed into one after partaking in psychedelic mushrooms and incorporating their means of production into his cellular matrix, and therefore is incapable of spawning mushroom progeny