There’s a line in Fight Club about an Armalite AR-10 carbine semi-automatic rifle. If memory serves this survival rifle is the only one that ticks all those boxes.
9/11 Al-Qaidah terrorists ruined our timeline of having sexy goth dominatrix rifle bearing feminist airline stewardesses screaming at Karens and drywall-punching boomer Kevins being dipshits before the plane takes off.
That may not be the best choice of handwear if you need to pull a trigger.
The AR-10 models from this time period do have hinge-open trigger guards. You drive out one pin and then the bottom part of the trigger guard hinges open to allow for cold-weather gloves to fit in and still be able to pull the trigger.
You drive out one pin
It’s more clever than that. It’s a tiny spring-loaded button meant to be pressed with the tip of a bullet.
A feature that is still found on most AR-10s and AR-15s.
I think if a polar bear was coming at you, you’d be impressed with how quickly you got the mitten off.
Trigger guards on rifle designs are almost always removable precisely for this reason.
On the off chance I do survive a crash and am stranded in the arctic…
The gun won’t be for shooting the polar bear
Modern aircraft have all manners of emergency beacons, some of which transmit their GPS location via satellite directly to a station, others simply emit a homing signal that can be direction-found and homed to by rescue aircraft. Within two hours (often much less) of your aircraft being reported overdue or its distress signal being picked up, a search and rescue aircraft will have taken off to head your way to parachute drop rescue personnel and supplies to keep everyone alive until extraction can be arranged. All you need is to survive long enough for them to get to you.
Maybe it’s just the black and white, but she looks a bit like Carrie Fisher.

The first photo wasn’t taken in the Netherlands by the Dutch … it was on the planet Hoth
It’s definitely a good idea to be armed … apparently there are Wampas there.

Based on the super low probability of a crash, and the even lower probability you’ll survive it, just having the gun around is probably a net decrease to safety.
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