We can get around the sex thing by having a bff who “secretly” doses you with birth control. You just have to hint and wink and suggest and hope they get the message.

If you get pregnant, they weren’t your real friend in the first place.

I don’t know the equivalent for guys. A friend who waits in your bathroom and tackles you with a condom when you’re about to bang?

*don’t do this with more than one bff!