my advice: don’t “trick” people with clever “tests” and try to be genuine with your friends.

That’s was my reaction to reading this, it’s like shittestting in a relationship. YOU are the asshole if you do that. You’re also an asshole if you think your straight friends would react like that. You’re also terrible at picking your friends.

This post is basically saying “your straight friends aren’t actually your friends, this is how you can prove it”