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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 hours ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 hours ago
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    Japanese even went so far as to ritualize the whole honorable suicide process through Seppuku

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      For the uninitiated, that is the process by which one folds a greased up Frisbee in half and jams it down their throat until they die.

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        Damn; must’ve been brutal before they started making them out of plastic…

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          They’re really only used in emergencies when you don’t have access to the usual Ninja weapons like nunchuks or lasers.

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