Straight outta DS9, crazy motherfucker named Odo,
From the gang called Changelings With Attitudes.
When I’m comm badged, I got a phaser,
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are lazered.
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me,
The Federation are gonna have to come and get me.
Off yo’ ass, that’s how I’m goin’ out,
For the harumpf motherfuckers, that’s showin’ out!