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minus-squareGlytch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·13 hours agoUse a paper towel to open the door and toss it into the next garbage you see outside the bathroom. Or toss it into the trash as you leave.
minus-square...m...@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·8 hours ago…just use your tongue to pull the door open, that way you can keep your hands freshly-cleaned…
minus-squarekadotux@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 hours agoOr just simply lick the hand clean after you’ve opened the door.
Use a paper towel to open the door and toss it into the next garbage you see outside the bathroom. Or toss it into the trash as you leave.
The objectively correct way^
…just use your tongue to pull the door open, that way you can keep your hands freshly-cleaned…
Or just simply lick the hand clean after you’ve opened the door.