• MissingGhost@lemmy.ml
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    3 hours ago

    I wish they sold them by shits instead of by sheets. “This package is good for 100 regular shits or 50 creamy shits.”

    • mugthol@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3 hours ago

      This would be incredibly unreliable. I’d rather want the hard facts: how many sheets per roll and how many plies

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        3 hours ago

        Welcome to our newest technology, mini sheets! They are much softer and better for your anal health. Good luck guessing what size they are.