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minus-squaretuff_wizard@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down2·15 days agoIf you don’t spend $500 or more then you automatically dishonour your family in the eyes of capitalism. Cheap gifts make Jeff bezos cry. Is that what you want? To make baby Jeff cry?
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·14 days agoTears of joy, maybe. Cheap gifts are part of Amazon’s lifeblood. It’s certainly not the first place most people think of when seeking out something $500+.
If you don’t spend $500 or more then you automatically dishonour your family in the eyes of capitalism.
Cheap gifts make Jeff bezos cry. Is that what you want? To make baby Jeff cry?
Tears of joy, maybe. Cheap gifts are part of Amazon’s lifeblood. It’s certainly not the first place most people think of when seeking out something $500+.