How did Bart disrupt the church service at the start of the episode?
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Switching the hymn/song with In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by I Ron Butterfly
How did Rev Lovejoy describe Hell?
A) A place with (newt?) but burning hot coal, where you drink (newt?) but burning hot cola.
B) A place with fiery demons will brush us in the back.
C) A place where you eat sweets and sing hymns.
D) A place where your soul will be chopped into con(?) and trhown upon a parade of murders and single mothers.
E) A place where your tongue is chewed upon by ravenous birds.
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E? I thought it was the Sunday school teacher and it was the last one about ravenous birds. Later on Milhouse confesses for fear of the birds attacking his face.
Why do you think Rev Lovejoy asked the children to recite descriptions of Hell?
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So it would stick with them.
What was Bart’s punishment?
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Cleaning the church organs/pipes with Milhouse.
Why does soul say that Hell is made up?
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I think they mean “Bart” saying Hell is made up, and it’s so parents can be in control.
Where does Milhouse say the soul is?
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In your brain/head/nose, it’s why you have to save “Bless You” to suck it back up.
How much does Bart sell his soul for?
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Five bucks, so Bart can but dinosaur sponges.
What does Lisa say that the soul is?
A) A symbol of everything that is pure inside us.
B) The most valuable part of you.
C) Another word for your heart.
D) The only part of you that lasts forever
E) An invention of a sick mind
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D. The only part of you that lasts forever
What did Pablo Naruda say that Laughter is?
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I am familiar with the works of Pablo Naruda (but not this quote). Laughter is the wit of the soul?
Why didn’t Bart laugh at Itchy and Scratchy?
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He didn’t have a soul, but he isn’t actually sure why.
What happens in Bart’s nightmare?
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All of his friends/classmates are playing with their souls and eventually take rowboats with their souls, but Bart can’t get anywhere alone.
Why does Lisa’s prayer, before their meal, upset Bart?
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Lisa gives a specific blessing to everyone’s soul, except Bart.
How much does Bart offer Ralph for his soul?
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The rest of the sponges?
Who did Milhouse sell Bart’s soul to?
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Comic Book Guy? I think this is the “Remember Alf/Pogs Bart?” bit.
How did Bart try to get his soul back?
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Trying to steal/buy Ralph’s soul.
Who had Bart’s soul?
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Lisa.
What did Lisa say that some philosophers think?
A) The soul comes from eating too many green M&Ms
B) The soul is the bottom of your shoe.
C) No one is born with a soul. You have to earn one with suffering, thought and prayer.
D) You are what you do.
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C. No one is born with a soul. You have to earn one with suffering, thought and prayer.
It reads like it might have been a Sunday School assignment. Questions 3 & 5 both ask “Why” and are introspective about Hell, versus most questions being more factual.
I have no idea what this is from, but I love it.
Transcription and my guesses below.
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Switching the hymn/song with In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by I Ron Butterfly
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E? I thought it was the Sunday school teacher and it was the last one about ravenous birds. Later on Milhouse confesses for fear of the birds attacking his face.
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So it would stick with them.
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Cleaning the church organs/pipes with Milhouse.
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I think they mean “Bart” saying Hell is made up, and it’s so parents can be in control.
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In your brain/head/nose, it’s why you have to save “Bless You” to suck it back up.
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Five bucks, so Bart can but dinosaur sponges.
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D. The only part of you that lasts forever
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I am familiar with the works of Pablo Naruda (but not this quote). Laughter is the wit of the soul?
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He didn’t have a soul, but he isn’t actually sure why.
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All of his friends/classmates are playing with their souls and eventually take rowboats with their souls, but Bart can’t get anywhere alone.
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Lisa gives a specific blessing to everyone’s soul, except Bart.
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The rest of the sponges?
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Comic Book Guy? I think this is the “Remember Alf/Pogs Bart?” bit.
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Trying to steal/buy Ralph’s soul.
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Lisa.
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C. No one is born with a soul. You have to earn one with suffering, thought and prayer.
Correct! Infinite points added for you.
It was from a random image search :D
It reads like it might have been a Sunday School assignment. Questions 3 & 5 both ask “Why” and are introspective about Hell, versus most questions being more factual.