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Text: “I’ve heard you should not buy your Tarot decks. Is this true?” Natalie Meraki responds: “I heard you must acquire tarot decks by farting in a glass jar and throwing it into the ocean. If the jar comes back with a deck, you were meant to have it. If it comes back with an extra fart that means Jesus found it and doesn’t appreciate your effort to take part in the Devil’s Uno.”


🎶 And who do you think you are
Runnin’ 'round leaving cards
Collecting your jars of farts
And tearing love apart? 🎶
🎶It’s gonna grow black mold
Is this why you sold your soul?
No, just Blackjack for me
I can’t play it at all!🎶