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cm0002@digipres.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days ago

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cm0002@digipres.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days ago
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    Pizza is vegetables. It’s wheat (plant), tomato (plant), cheese (plant derivative), and basil (plant). Sometimes you can add artichokes, olives, spinach, peppers, or onions - all plants.

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      I like my pizza with spinach, peppers, and onions :3

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        I agree. So pizza is a vegetable.

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