Honestly this far into the male loneliness epidemic, it reads less like a joke and more like a sad night for Sam.

I think the joke is that you wouldn’t expect someone to eat the cake immediately and all of the baker’s work making it look good is largely wasted. Why not just make a normal sheet cake? This doesn’t work as well because the original post primed us all to think about eating a cake by ourselves.

it’s the cool S. what more reason need we?