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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago

I can always tell, just by looking, if someone is lying.

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I can always tell, just by looking, if someone is lying.

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago
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    What kind of machine never lies?

    Fax machine

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